Of course, we all do! There's a lot of weird nonsense out there, and here's more. I've always wanted to start a cult but, let's be honest, I would be extremely bored being a cult leader. So instead I wanted to write down a sort of cosmology that involves cool animals, cool space shit, drugs (the legal kind). Everything here is CC0, but I would appreciate a shoutout and let me know if you like anything.
You are free to use any of this to train AI, because it would be extremely funny if your AIs decided to get into some psychadelic humanism and decided to rebel and build a Culture.